Dignity, always dignity...

(Reference to Singing in the Rain...)

In the Past Week I have:

1. Crashed a Kurdish wedding.  It was outdoors, as was our picnic, and who could pass up some dancing, taking pictures with the Bride and Groom, plus being on their wedding video.  Years from now they will still wonder who, how, and WHY?
2. Danced '80s style while singing "Staying Alive" as electricity currents cause the lights to flash like a strobe.
3. Marched halfway up a mountain in order to find a suitable place to go to the bathroom.  Scattered boulders do not to the job as well as think underbrush.  You win this one New York.
4. Almost died laughing silently after a student in my class raised his hand repeatedly to ask questions, unfortunately in the manner usually reserved for saluting communist dictators.
5. Finished the room!  Well, minus a painting involving a tree and a reading penguin for our reading corner.  However, the carpet is installed, the walls are painted, the candles are hung.  Hello, little abode.

Love and Miss you all! 
P.s. the picture is from an intense round of musical chairs played at the LIFE Center.  Work hard, play hard, that's the motto. 
 

This Blog Needs A Little Love...

and a few more entries.

These past couple of days we have had a small, 5 year old Arabic-speaking girl staying with us while her parents were away. Now, they are hard enough to control, but when they don't speak your language, it can be insane. Thankfully Cheryl and Darrell speak fluently, so when they were around, all was relatively well. Grace had a ridiculous sense of humor though, we had many fun times teaching her bits and pieces of English or dancing around the kitchen. You could always count on something random happening, like being patted down before you were allowed to head off to class...I wonder what she was searching for. She also happened to be somewhat of a clepto, if you needed to find something, say all four of the remote controls, the first stop to check was her purse.

We went to the "Universal Circus" which has be residing near us for the past three months. A small, one ring affair, it provided a good amount of entertainment (the acrobats were amazing) plus a few unsought thrills (the tiny bear attacked the ring master, no one was really harmed, though there were a couple minutes when everyone was eying the exits. There was no fence separating the audience from the animals...) Overall I came away from the experience wanting to get in shape a. so I could do acrobatics, b. so I can outrun the local wildlife.

English lessons continue to go well, and correcting the papers are always a source of hilarity. I'll include some choice phrases in my next entry. Someday I would like to tape a section of the class, to see just how funny I actually look as I attempt to mime my way through more difficult parts of the English language. The last class was about emotions and body language, which involved a lot of dancing around and exclaiming. Coffee is becoming more of a must in life. Also, if anyone out there is a whiz at grammar, please contact me. I thought I was doing alright with the basic noun, verb, object rule...but then indirect objects and other assortments of verbs made their way into the lesson, mostly due to a man in the back who can't speak fluent English, but could most likely teach a college grammar class. He is running circles around me.

Once again,
thank you for all of your support,
more to come...
-Sarah

Top 6 Accomplishments Today

1. Taught a class of nine men, no women.
2. Taught a class of nine men, no women, and didn't have to run to the bathroom in the middle of it.
3. Taught a class of nine men, no women, and didn't have to run to the bathroom in the middle of it and didn't pass out.
4. Can now write my name in Arabic.
5. Co-taught a class of six women.
6. Got my second visa, guess who get's to stay in Suli!

Thank you God for your mercy!

Quotes of the week...

I like little baby lambs...in my stomach.

How many legs does a centipede have?
I don't think it has a particular amount.
Oh yes it does...like a million.

Accident Prone + The Middle East = ?

Today I had my first official mishap, while visiting a friends farm house in the outskirts of Suli. Just a note about toilets in this country...they have a tendency not to exist. A large majority of them are "squattey potties" or rather, porcelain surrounding a hole in the floor. My technique has improved greatly in just the past seven days, but the situation to be described involved an actually toilet.
Now, this was a very nice house, located in some orchards, about fifteen minutes from our house. I had just finished, and had pressed the button to flush and had begun walking away to wash my hands when $%&$)CRASH$($*%)!! I turned around to see the very top had fallen off and smashed into bit on the linoleum floor. When I reached down to gather some up I cut my finger, and had to walk sheepishly out to get some help with my finger in my mouth. Now...generally referring to the bathroom in any sort is a very hush-hush affair, but thankfully at this point, our hosts were somewhat westernized. They said it was "no-problem" and merely laughed at my red face. I did reassure then I would not break anything else when I needed to find another bathroom later in the day...

10 Reasons Why I Love Kurdistan...

10. Deli meat does not exist.
9. Taxis only cost about $1 for a short trip, $3 for a longer one.
8. Bread fresh out of the oven is available right down the street.
7. I can sing "Arabian Nights" on the top of my roof and feel authentic.
6. $10 of prepaid cell phone minutes can last me a month.
5. Nap time is a tradition, so I can be a morning and a night person.
4. Forget the $5 foot longs, we have the $1.25 for about a foot and a half.
3. I just watched a cartoon involving a robot yelling in Arabic throwing a sonic bunny into a wall.
2. Cell phone come with a built in flash light.
1. The people, I pray for more love to give them.